Dear Amber, Khloe, Kanye, Tyga and Kylie

Dear Amber, Khole, Kanye, Tyga and Kylie,

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While you all have attempted the first group shade the internet and entertainment news cycle these past weeks, I’m not sure what it really accomplished except to expose all of your collective business. I realize there is all sorts of hate and bad blood between most of you but guess what? Who the fuck really cares? None of you are curing cancer. None of you are making any significant difference in the lives of anyone outside of the social media search engine developers finding new ways to create traffic to your social media accounts.

Harsh yes, but while I’m a pretty live let live kinda woman, this bullshit here (and its bullshit) is giving me a fucking headache. With the exception of Kylie Jenner (she’s a minor) the rest of you are way too fucking old for this shit. Did any of you graduate from high school? The shade being thrown is so beyond anything that makes sense. How can you be mad at someone who made a sex tape when you been stripping and have probably done a lot worse, not on camera, for and because someone was PAYING you? Just because you “own it” doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. And please don’t give me that, “I was a stripper with morals” speech. Stripping by definition and practice means that you will do WHATEVER to WHOMEVER is paying. The fact that you felt the need to provide for your family indicates a level of dysfunction in your living conditions that are sad and painful. That was not your responsibility to provide for your family. You were a minor. Your “decision” to strip wasn’t yours to make, as you were not legally allowed to do so. This means that those clubs you danced in, those after-hours clubs you danced in, those men whose laps you danced on, and all the various things you did until you were 18 years old with whomever , they were complicit in child sex trafficking. Let’s be clear on THAT for a moment.

So perhaps when you made reference to Kylie Jenner & Tyga’s “friendship” I’m sure you were coming from a place of ‘been there/done that’, so you recognized that game.

However, the proper way to handle your view on that situation would have been to contact the police ASAP, if Kylie’s mother doesn’t seem too concerned about the issues or these people as Kanye has started talking (per the tabloids and confirmed Tyga’s & Kylie’s ‘relationship)

I understand that Tyga is your friend’s baby-daddy BUT he ain’t yours. Your friend needs to co-parent with him, just as YOU need to learn to co-parent with your soon-to-be ex husband Wiz. She can speak for herself. Your being her ‘savior’ isn’t a good look for her. I understand your friend Blac Chyna is but hurt but this is not the first time and it won’t be the last a man will hurt her feelings. And yours either.

Oh and videos you keep posting are not helping your cause either. You don’t have much room to talk about Kim and HER video (ONE) when you are posting this and this types of videos online. So because it’s not a man involved it’s okay?

While I am NOT a Kim K fan, and for the record, I’ve never seen the video, I don’t think she and Ray J made that video thinking they would be on Pornhub.com. From all account, it was 2 consenting adults making a private video, like MOST celebrity videos are (with exception to that silly ass Mimi Faust bathroom swinging porn fiasco). What she did in the video isn’t what THOUSANDS if not MILLIONS of women have done for their own man IN PRIVATE behind CLOSED doors, including a man jacking off on their faces AND getting peed on. I am not going to judge anyone’s kink (unless it involves minor and animals).

That being said, When you come for someone’s sibling, don’t act surprised when they come for you. That’s what Khloe did. And I don’t think too many other woman would not have done the same thing. If this wasn’t a celebrity thing, she would have come for you in different way, which would have involved the police, her and her BFFs and possible hospitalization.

Khloe, I know you are very protective of your family and your family’s reality shows do indicate how much you love them but IF in fact your youngest sister and Tyga do have something going on, you should check that and quick. A mid 20- something man SHOULD NOT be ‘friends’ with still in high school no matter how you slice it. I am sure your sister is a lovely young woman but this is about being age-appropriate and setting healthy boundaries. This friendship is clearly not. If this was either one of YOUR nieces, you would have put paws on this dude like yesterday. I don’t doubt that your sister has her shit together or is doing her thing (whatever it is) in Hollywood

In case any of you DID NOT KNOW (or those high-powered attorneys you hired didn’t tell you).

The AGE OF CONSENT IN CALIFORNIA IS 18

So, given Tyga’s interviews and pictures of your sister Kylie and Tyga and social media, I wouldn’t be surprised if your mom Kris gets a surprise visit from state authorities.

What makes outsiders think this is ‘creepy’ and inappropriate is the fact that, despite your high regard for your baby sister, she’s still a minor. We all know minors make some fucked up-life altering decisions (as well as young adults) and being involved with a GROWN ASS MAN who is at least 25 years old is an unacceptable period. I don’t care if he is a ‘family friend’. It is flat-out inappropriate and reeks of manipulation. What possible companionship can your sister offer to a man with a child? Besides sex and money? So is TYGA worth $4 million dollars as your 17-year-old sister is reportedly worth?

Can HE provide for your sister to the lifestyle to which she was raised? So tell me (and everyone else) what type of mental stimulation can she provide when her life experience has been reality television since she was 11 YEARS OLD and is home-schooled?

I’ll wait.

Tyga,

Your punk ass needs to quit. Going on radio pretending that white people and black people are so fundamentally polar opposite that we can’t agree on basis shit. Like how RKellyish you are at the moment

Kylie Jenner is SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. You were born BEFORE Ms. Jenner. There is a difference between dating a woman who was born in 1989 and woman who was born in 1997. As you are a California Native, I will remind YOU that the age of consent is 18 in the state of California Those social media pictures of you too all cuddled up and hanging . Dude, so not a good look. Let’s be clear here. What flies in Hollywood, The hip-hop circles you run in and all that other BS you hang around, just because you and those of your ‘ilk don’t think ‘dating’ under age young girls is problematic does not mean the rest of us in “Middle America” do not. For all the pontificating on the subject, most people of rational decision-making individuals who are 18 years or older see this for what it is, a 20 something year old single man with a child and ex baby-momma fucking around with a 17-year-old.

Did I leave out anything?

Lest I forget, California has a different approach to adult men having “relationships” with younger women. I would suggest that you start looking into retaining a California Defense attorney who specializes in sex crimes.

Kanye, I’m going to need you to get off the internet for about 10 years. I understand your mother’s death took a part of your soul, but acting like you are butt hurt constantly, well. It’s not a good look. You are tired of cameras in your face. I can imagine but guess what? Talk to celebrities who DO NOT have cameras in their faces all the time. Let them give YOU tips on how to have a life away from the spotlight. Do you realize that there are some celebrities who are NOT fodder for the tabloids? They have much respect in their creative circles and within the general public? When they do show up for award shows, dinner and events, people are actually, genuinely HAPPY to see them? You might want to try meeting with them (in private) because whomever your PR people/BRANDING people are, they are not doing a good job.

As far as Amber goes, by your own admission, she was a placeholder for your now wife. Again, just because she (Amber was your busy station) until the love of your life became available does not mean she is not worthy of respect. For the time you spent together you sported her on your arm to EVERY EVENT known to man while you were together. If the stories are to be believed, you even PAID her after your breakup. Now, I have yet to pay anyone I have broken up with anything but wishing them a broken leg, you sir, paid said ex stripper a million? or more???

Aright Then.

Regardless of how and why you and Amber broke up, it ended. Move on. While I realize she came for your young sister-in-law, you have enough lawyers on speed dial to put a kibosh on her mouth. I can only hope you had some built-in keep your mouth shut clause built-in to your settlement with Ms. Rose, or else you paid your lawyers way too much money for their services.

I will also add this. Tyga is too fucking old to be messing with Kylie. Grow a pair and treat her as if she was YOUR daughter NORTH. Take his ass outside and handle him like a man. If you can swing on cameramen for getting to close to your wife and daughter, Tyga shouldn’t be much of a stretch.

Kylie, while I’m sure you think you are GROWN, young lady, you are NOT. I understand that you are trying to make a place in the world for yourself and us ‘regular’ people just don’t understand. You are right, we don’t. That’s because we haven’t had cameras in our faces since we were children. Look at some of the Hollywood stars who HAVE had cameras in their faces since they were a child. Their young adult years haven’t always been pleasant, even with two parents.

I know you probably believe that your ‘friendship’ with Tyga is all that, but let’s look at it for what it is. A 20 something year old man is keeping you company. You are not even old enough to be in most bars after a certain period of the evening. And drinking? Most established probably only allow you because they want the free air time of one of your clan’s shows. While your mother may let you drink at home, guess what, doing it outside of there is ILLEGAL. While you may be famous, no ONE is trying to lose their livelihood over you. And no sweetheart, you can’t afford to pay for ALL the lawsuits that will come your way if you drunk-drive and hurt or kill someone. While you may be famous, no ONE is trying to lose their livelihood over you. And no sweetheart, you can’t afford to pay for ALL the lawsuits that will come your way if you drunk-drive and hurt or kill someone.

I understand that you think that this is your ‘life’ and your ‘business’ and you should be able to live your life any way you want. You are right. When you are 18, feel free. You have until August 10 to be a guest in your parent’s home, and then you can bolt the very next day, since you decided home school isn’t going to keep you away from your ‘career’. Your childhood ends at 18 legally unless you have been emancipated by the courts. Maybe you have done this, maybe not but trust and believe, outside of your Jenner/Kardashian clan bubble, the world is a very different place. Men exploit young women and men like yourself for snacks daily. In some instances, your family’s reputation will harm you more than do you good. I could list a million Hollywood stores of men who have eaten alive young women like yourself and how it affected them to the end of their lives. While Amber Rose wasn’t exactly tactful in her commentary about your friendship with Tyga, there as a valid point to what she said. He has no business being around you, ‘friend’ or not.

While you may consider yourself grown, physically, developmentally and emotionally you are not. While you have the financial resources to do whatever you want at 17, many of those watching you on the shows you are on do not. You are a role model in some circles, whether you like it or not. While you see nothing wrong with your friendship with Tyga, some young girl is under the impression that if you can do it, so can she. So SHE will seek out relationships with older men, who unlike Tyga, will not have her best interest in mind. Would you like to understand why many woman and men are up in arms about your friendship, try googling teen pregnancy statistics? Did you know that many young women are impregnated by men who are over 20, somewhere in the area of like over 50% OR MORE? Men who are OVER 20 are impregnating young women 18 AND YOUNGER every day in this country.

While you have the financial resources to hire a nanny (or 2) have 3-4 baby showers, buy yourself a new house for you and your baby and NEVER worry about how you will pay for it all. Those young girls who are emulating you? They don’t have Kim, Khloe or Kourtney or even your mom to pay for the things they need on a daily basis to take care of their children. They won’t have your brothers to play with their child while they are at an ‘event’ or awards show to be seen. Do you even know what it’s like to have to choose between your children having milk or you have your cell phone working? Do you know what it’s like to have the father of your child deny he’s the father and refuse ANY contact with your or your child or pay any support to said child?

No, you will NEVER know that way of life.

If you want to know how you WILL be treated by Tyga in the future, all you have to do is look at Blac Chyna.
Do not for one second believe that he will treat you different. He will not. While he’s hugged up with you, did it ever occur to you that he should be spending time with his son, that’s when he’s not in the ‘studio’ or making appearances or in concert?

Please tell me what you talk about? I mean what type of serious conversations do you have with a 20 something year old man? Politics? 401(k) s, clothes? Obamacare? Please tell us what types of conversations do you have with this man? Because I’m speak for everyone when I say that your conversations are of a limited nature. Despite your families’ reality show circle, you do not have the life-experiences of a 25-26 year old woman, you just do not. Nothing you can say will make most people feel different. For that matter ask most 25-26 year old women if they are even DATING the same man they were dating when they were 17 years old and they will grimace in embarrassment. They will tell you that they are a different person at 17 than they are now and their dating habits and lifestyles have changed drastically (if they have matured on any level)

AND they are finally seeing the impact of their life-decisions from their short-term and long-term decision from that age.

When YOU become 25-26, YOU will not be the same person you are today. Your life will not be the same in many areas, including your parents.

What Amber said (as fucked up as it was) was because SHE has been where you are right now, except she didn’t have anyone looking out for her best interest. She didn’t have any adult in her life to say. NO, this behavior and these influences are unacceptable in your life AND do something about it. Whether it was to call the police or just remove her physically from the situation.

As you get older you will learn that sometimes, it’s not the messenger but the message you should be paying attention to.

at some point the bullshit gotta stop

Too Short is an idiot and Lil Wayne is too…

I have been trying to think of how i want to approach the “Too Short  indoctrination of encouraging young boys how to turn girls out by sexually assaulting them with sticking your spit filled finger into their panties” without getting arrested for a whole rack of charges via the internet. Its taken me a while.

http://www.thegrio.com/entertainment/too-short-gives-boys-advice-to-turn-girls-out-xxl.php

According to XXL.com, “Too $hort also responded to the video in a statement sent toXXLMag.com”:

I want to apologize to anyone I may have offended with the XXL video interview I recently did. When I got on camera I was in Too $hort mode and had a lapse of judgement.I would never advise a child or young man to do these things, it’s not how I get down. Although I have made my career on dirty raps, I have worked over the years to somewhat balance the content of my music with giving back to the community. Just coming from a man who wants to see young people get ahead in life, I’m gonna do my best to to help and not hurt. If you’re a young man or a kid who looks up to me, don’t get caught up in the pimp, player, gangster hip-hop personas. Just be yourself.

Now, Too Short is NOT relevant as a rapper. I never thought he was any good. he has NO mike skills (i dont care what hip/hop purist say) and he’s not even that good with lyrics (that is also a skill and ability he’s lacking) but he seems  having  the art of sexual assault down to a science.

To encourage young black/latino males to force themselves onto young women (and i’m suspected they are going to be between 11-15) and thinking that this is somehow ‘acceptable’ is beyond redeemable. For XXL magazine to post this crap on their website without ‘vetting’ it for content is just fucking stupid. How the hell do you post a video of this clown telling boys to commit sexual assault and NO ONE FIGURED THAT OUT. Seriously WTF? Does someone REALLY get paid to manage online content for that site?

Now, in all fairness, Vanessa Satten, XXL editor in chief, claims that SHE doesn’t see all the content that is posted. Um, honey, WHY not? YOU are the editor in chief. At some point you need to VIEW the content of your own webpage. Call me paranoid. I wanna see what others are seeing on OUR site.

I want to be able to tell my readers and others that our content is worthy of their TIME and hopefully money. I can’t say “oh, i really dont have time to look at our own webpage, i’m just too busy.” WELL MAKE DAMN TIME. This is a first class example of why its important to review content.  You can ask the guy who posted “CHINK”  in reference to Jeremy Lin on the espn.com website, um, see where it got him?

Too Short’s half-assed apology didn’t make me want to support him either. Do NOT tell young boys to ‘be themselves’ why simultaneously telling them to sexually assault some poor girl who only has the dumb sense to like your clown ass. Now, I can just see it. One of these ‘stupid’ boys listens (and if they take his advice, they are stupid), and decides to do this, Is Too Short going to pay his defense attorney?? If this young boy is looking at 20 years in jail for sexual assault of a minor and a lifetime on the sex offenders registry, is Too Short going to provide for him financially? give him a job? Not at all. He’s going to say its not his fault that some poor kid ‘literally’ to his words and acted upon them. Nope, he’s totally 100% NOT responsible . Now this poor kid’s family will have to sell their souls to find and pay for an attorney who will work his ass off to get a deal from the prosecutor’s office to avoid any mandatory jail time. Too Short? He will be sitting right at home, chilling avoiding ANY responsibility as to his influence on this poor kids.

Instead of working with local sex-trafficking agencies in Oakland/San Francisco to get children, women AND young boys to AVOID getting caught up in sex trafficking, he’s teaching boys ‘Pimping 101″. oh yes, that’s a way to ‘give back’ to the community after bragging about how many women you’ve fucked and played for fools. Good Looking out, Short, Good looking out

Speaking of playing women for fools, what is the attraction of Lil Wayne? One of my girlfriends (who is 47) says he’s sexy. I’ve know her for what seems like a million years. I looked her dead in the eye and said “are you fucking kidding me?” he looks like a gremlin who hasn’t eaten in 4 days

what the hell is sexy about this??? She still has yet to give me a definitive answer. I cringe every time i see him online or on TV. When i read he was reproducing, i was like OH HELL NO. Why chick in her RIGHT MIND would willingly have sex with him. Apparently for Toya Carter, Nivea, Lauren London and some unidentified woman. So having 4 kids with 4 different women means what? Allegedly Lauren London and him were ‘secretly engaged and had a ‘private relationship’. What the hell does that mean? considering the fact them Lauren’s and Nivea’s children are only months apart? Someone’s been lying to someone. What concerns me is the fact that young men and women look up to him (for whatever reason) and like it or not, emulate celebrities behaviors. have 2 sons with 2 different women within 2.5 months means you were having UNPROTECTED SEX with both women. Lets be real. Now, its not as if Nivea doesn’t have OTHER children with her ex The Dream.  is it just me or why are women and men just throwing their seeds around like apples? Explain to me how flying your children and baby’s momma into town for christmas is an example of being a ‘good father’? Explain why women feel the need to ‘deal’ with the women who just had a baby by the guy SHE just had a baby with and say ‘its for the children’. If it were FOR the children, you would have thought about that before YOU had a child with this guy? Seriously, children aren’t GUCCI BAGS, they are living breathing human beings. Most black/latino children has enough issues without having to have a scorecard to see how they are related to someone. Children deserve BOTH parents. Not a half parent. Its a half parent when people are flying/driving/sending their children all across the world to ‘spend’ time with the other one. These women have the day in/day out responsibilities of parenthood. Sending your assistant to get your kid isn’t cute. These women also need to wake up. Think before bringing a child into the world. Relationships are hard enough when the person ISN’T famous, but having a child because someone sold you a good story isn’t cute. Now, i’m not privy to Wayne’s business. If i were, I’d advise him to get snipped. But dude seriously, stop knocking up every chick you sleep with more than twice. Unlike lil wayne, The average urban dude named Daquan can’t pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in child support payment. He can’t afford for his kids to ride in $590 strollers, wear $200 kids outfits. He’s probably has a criminal record, living with his mom and trying to get a job. So what is daddyhood to him? being mad and frustrated that he can’t give his kids the life he ‘thinks’ they are suppose to have, that pampers cost more than he thought, that this chick he had a baby with is now ‘not’ the same chick he was ‘kickin’ it with. Because again, that ” Too Short pimpin hoes hard training school” didn’t address how to take care of the children you are making during these sexual assaults.

so, let’s come up with something more than telling young boys that pimpin is real easy and sex without a condom has no consequences.