Sometimes, you just gotta tell someone to kiss your left butt-cheek.
Yea, i know, I know. But She’s really a good person, she’s going thru something right now.
Yea, he’s an douche, BUT… he’s just stressed about work.
Yep, alrighty then. Why is it that this person ONLY contacts you when THEY need something. Something that involves YOU being naked OR on your knees OR you on all fours OR money is involved?
I’m just saying.
I was talking at a girlfriend and we joked about how this one guy she had a ‘thing’ with would send her a dirty text message, accompanied by a very dirty vine-like video. She was like, seriously. She typically ignores the text. Finally, after days of ignoring his recent series of text and video, he replied back with “so you really aren’t going to talk to me?”
We both fell out laughing.
At what point do you tell someone to kiss your left butt-cheek while you are driving down I-95 in rush hour traffic?
The FIRST time you realize that they go ‘rouge’ and ‘secret squirrel’ on you? meaning: you go from daily text, emails, phone calls, to weeks of radio silence? only to get that 11:30pm Saturday night text asking ‘WYD’
ain’t no body GOT TIME FOR THAT
The THIRD time you realize they go ‘Delta force secret mission’ because of course, their job working as an accountant for Price Waterhouse has that in their ‘other duties as assigned as part of their contract’
Let’s just be honest here. UNLESS YOU ARE IN A WAR ZONE, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.
Just admit it. You are grooming others and we are all at different areas of the supply chain.
See how easy that was?
Now, here’s the problem when you keep your mouth shut. continue with lies of omissions, and do stupid shit.
YOUR CAR GET KEYED. And we KNOW how much it will cost to get a Lexus repainted
YOUR CAR WINDOWS GET BROKEN. Get ready to get Safelight stock
YOUR HOME GETS TRASHED. Yea, get ADT now. cause you will get visited by someone’s cousin’s crazy ‘play brother’ and his crew
YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED OR WORSE. playing with someone’s sister’s emotions will get you a late night visit, visit to your job and very few words will be spoken. You will get cracked in the jaw so quick, Money Mayweather will be jealous. BTW, the deadline for signing up for The Affordable Care Act is coming soon.
You will get blasted on social media. You do NOT want your dick pics online. Cause what they say about black men IS NOT TRUE. Don’t be that example.
here’s the thing. women are like elephants. They NEVER forget. You keep going to try to come back to the well with all the confidence of the captain of the Titanic. We know how that turned out.